What I miss most about Laugh-In is Judy Carne's million-dollar legs. ...and Goldie Hawn's bikini dances, and (more seriously) "How'ja like a nice walnetto?" 'n' "Here come da judge!" You bet your sweet bippy, you can look it up in your Funk'n'Wagnells...

SIGNS:

The first time I saw that DRUG FREE SCHOOL ZONE sign I thought, "Is that as opposed to a School Free Drug
Zone?" Really.

Say "good-night", Dick.
"Good-night, Dick."