As a person of tolerance I prefer to think of the bureacracies among us as self-perpetuating social filters that slow the injudicous actions of the impetuous.
Certain obtuse wordings are necessary for the self-perpetuation.

Now, Alexis, if you will stop teasing and get off your...(please excuse me I almost said "diarise")...duffer, and tell me what "diarise" means, I will action the word immediately. - -