I seem to have digressed from the original intent of this thread - pardon me. I was responding to the good doctor's request for tall tales. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming!

Edit: I cannot find the word "philopolemica" anywhere. I even tried a Greek-English translator. What is the definition, please?

Aha: Philopolemic - "Fond of polemics or controversy"

Those derivations will lead us astray, won't they?