Well friends

After conducting a number of spot checks on your general grooming, it has come to my attention that none of you have taken my new rules seriously. What's more, I can still get a whiff of that darn teddy bear - I know he's around here somewhere. Shame on you all - especially those of you who are providing a safe house for that cloth-earred, mange-ridden twit.

However, all this is of little consequence to the superior likes of me, for I have been head-hunted by very important people in very important places who require me to do some very important work, in a GTed-free zone. So there - their gain is your loss.

Goldilocks (Ms)(former Ludo Lovely)