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#63067 04/02/02 03:31 PM
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you only get tired

Parm my beg to difermints. If you stand in front of the moving car you first get tired, but then, after you are no longer in front of the car, you get exhausted, too. The worst of both possible worlds.


#63068 04/02/02 07:48 PM
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When life hands you lemons, ask for a bottle of tequila and some salt.


#63069 04/02/02 11:32 PM
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Oh yes, fiberbabe my favorite.. i first heard it as when life hands you lemons... to hell with lemonade, make margaritia's!


#63070 04/03/02 04:32 AM
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Dammit, now I have to add stales to my harem. There isn't a limit, is there?! (ie, to the number of men a modestgoddess can have in her hair, em?)


#63071 04/03/02 11:40 AM
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There isn't a limit, is there?!

One is love; two is adventure; three is promiscuity; four or more is research.




#63072 04/03/02 12:23 PM
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One is love; two is adventure; three is promiscuity; four or more is research.

Hey, ModGod, can I help you research harems?


#63073 04/03/02 03:30 PM
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You remind me of ancient joke about why Sultan turned down invitation to play golf.


#63074 04/03/02 07:38 PM
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You remind me of ancient joke about why Sultan turned down invitation to play golf.

Did I miss something here, or are you waiting for an invitation to tell the joke? If it is the former, PM me...the latter, consider this the invite!


#63075 04/05/02 03:43 AM
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Hey, ModGod, can I help you research harems?

ABSOLUTELY! Take a number....[wicked grin-e]


#63076 04/06/02 01:15 PM
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an ugly old crone said they would have to make love to her
What do you call an ugly old crone on-the-make? A troll-op.


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