SECRET HANDSHAKE?!

but how cooool!

Milum, how CAN you maunder on about millimeters when there is a SECRET HANDSHAKE to be taught!

Orright, I takes yer point. Still an' all, though, I really hadn't thought about the size/shrinkage issue (perhaps because I am a woman. Insert smug-e here....and comment: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things...."). Wot if people were marvelling at it through high-powered magnifying glasses?

After all, people marvel at teeny-weeny things through high-powered magnifying glasses all the time. (ingenuous-e)