<<The others are, or course, merely the lesser of the two Evils.>>

And then there was the cockroach who ran a boarding house and became the lessor of two weevils.

If that's not sufficient... A cockroach and a weevil (both winos) were imbibing with a new acquaintance. After they'd finished the bottle, they decided to stroll down the gutter in search of food. The cockroach and the weevil arose and walked quite well; but the new acquaintance staggered around and generally disgraced himself, causing the cockroach to remark: "Chiggers can't be boozers."

Tsyganka, ducking in all directions