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Tsuwm's Q & A post, plus a recent weekly theme gave me this idea, which I hope will lead to some good laughs:
What are some things you do NOT want to hear in the operating room?
"Oops".
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old hand
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"Does that organ look like a pink elephant to you, too?"
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"delirium tremens?" yeah... I... uh... l-learned th-that t-term in m-med school"
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What did you say this patient's name was?
Bingley
Bingley
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old hand
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"Sancho, now don't tell me this is a windmill... chaaarge!"
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"Was that the right or the left?"
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addict
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I'm sorry, will someone please remind me whether we're changing this woman into a man or this man into a woman?
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enthusiast
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Who's turn is it for a donut run?
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enthusiast
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"why does that monitor keep flashing "ILLEGAL OPERATION"?
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