May one beg you bestow plenary indulgence, CK?

Yeah, just so long as everyone who wants one also buys one of these here vacuum-sealed plastic-wrapped relic packs of Christ's finger bones, ten to the set. You get one free with every twenty indulgences you buy at 1d each. If you want specially worded indulgences (e.g. "may your ears turn into assholes and shit on your shoulders"), then the price is 1½d. Take advantage of this free offer for these gen-u-wine ancient relics. They won't last!


The idiot also known as Capfka ...