>You mean, you take the healthy potato, cut it, deep fry it in fat, then put it on bread and drench it in melted butter?

Ducking for cover Almost right. We butter the bread and then add the deep fried hot potato so that the butter melts on contact - actually the whole point. Divine and wicked like any taste from childhood sadly replaced by more austere eating habits. My children will probably feel the same about pizza when they finally have to reduce their intake.