tsuwm would lie to us, but you'd never known when because he's the Master of Asstsuwmptions. He's always coiled, you know, often generous, but just when you think he's being true, out he jumps and contsuwmes you in your incorrect asstsuwmption! I know. I've been there.

Best regards,
DullDub

PS: Why in Sam's Hill do they call it a rollercoaster? It's NOT the coast that's the fun--it's the roll! And, if it were mostly a coasting coaster, hardly anyone would ride it.
Big Fan of The Rebel Yell at Paramount's Kings Dominion.