Reminds me of the two Jewish kids from NY who stole a camel from the circus and were riding it around the Garment District. After a while one of the kids kept getting off the camel and looking underneath, then getting back on. The second kid asked him why he was doing that. "What? You haven't heard all the people talking about how deformed this beast is?"

"No," replied the other.

"You mustn't have been paying attention. At least ten people have said, 'lookat the two schmucks on that camel.'"


TEd