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#50082 01/27/02 02:58 PM
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Tell me about the pottery - Mrs stales loves pottery so we'll keep an eye out for in during The Second Watching.

Like you Consuelo, Mrs stales also fell for Legless and therefore might miss the pottery!

(I mean what's with this guy? He can shoot arrows real quick so us blokes can respect him - but he's got the worst dye job you've ever seen.)

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we all know IRL the women might be whispering about the etheral charms of Legless, but actually taking an orc to bed

PS: seen it twice, Legless does not hold me riveted, and I *still didn't notice the pottery...


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Well, we can dream, can't we?Although I personally can't think of a single Orc I've ever slept with, our fantasies often give you chaps the times of your lives, so don't try to understand it. Just say "Yes, dear." After all, the gents have the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders to drool over. BTW, Stales, the pottery is in the Bilbo's Birthday scenes, the Prancing Pony scenes, and Elrond's house has the most magnificent of all, of course. Anywhere they can be found eating and drinking, you'll see the pottery.


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Legolas's lack of footprints in the snow is in the book:

Legolas watched them for a while with a smile on his lips, and then he turned to the others. 'The strongest must seek a way, say you? But I say: let a ploughman plough, but choose an otter for swimming, and for running light over grass and leaf, or over snow -- an Elf.'

With that he sprang forth nimbly, and then Frodo noticed as if for the first time, though he had long known it, that the Elf had no boots, but wore only light shoes, as he always did,, and his feet made little imprint in the snow.


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#50086 01/28/02 08:12 PM
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Yes, I was made aware of it having been in the book by my resident Tolkein-scholar/roommate. I was, in fact, made aware of *several* things... *while* the movie was playing. I'll be seeing it *alone* next time, thank you.

And as for Orlando Bloom (the stud muffin who plays Legolas) - as I shared with ladymoon by PM, there's some interview with him online where he comes off as some kind of walking hormone... "If a role requires me to kiss a pretty girl, I'll take it!" He's one of those cute-to-have-around-as-long-as-he-keeps-his-mouth-closed types...


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All right, I guess it's up to me to strike a balance in this Legolas love fest.

I have to tell you I think he looks kinda wimpish. Not somebody one could really have a good romp with...too fragile. If you get creative in any way you need a solid guy to prop you up. He looks way too wispy. Plus, what's with the baby face. Good grief, not a laugh-line on em.

Pfff...and I'm sure he cries at all those Hallmark comercials - wimp! Gimme Aragorn anytime.


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Sigh. When I was sixteen, my father, laughing, told me "Connie, you are just like Jesus, you love them all." Aragorn, sigh.It's still true


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Umm, Fiberbabe, what is a stud muffin ? Somebody who is overfond of small cakes? I have followed you in whiting it as presumably the word may offend those of delicate sensibilities, but I have no idea why.

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#50090 01/29/02 08:49 AM
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Studmuffin = hunk, chick magnet etc - you know - stalesesque...

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So what's the difference between a stud and a studmuffin? If stalesesque is a synonym could we have a photo please?

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