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Oh, wofa, I am rolling! That is the funniest thing I've read in ages! I love the "accent", though my only experience widit is de Cajun chef awn TV. And--the Raisin Cane Lounge: wonderful! (apostrophe left off on purpose; and darn you Keiva, that first came out apostrophy...). (For the non-native English speakers, raisin(g) cain is an expression that means boisterous noise or activity.)
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Seasons Greetings, as conveyed via a nearly-lost art. Appealing to singers; clever and charming, even for non-Christmas-observers
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MUST USE A NON-PROPORTIONAL FONT TO VIEW PROPERLY - COURIER DOES NICELY
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On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
. Twelve Drummers Drumming
. .-) .-) .-) |_| |_| |_| (_} (_} __ (_} .---. | \ .--. | \.' '. | \/ \ |\_|--o ) |\_|--o ; |\_|--o | |:| '--' |:|'.__.' |:|\ / |:| |:| |:| `---` |:|_ |:|_ |:|_ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Eleven Pipers Piping
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Ten Lords A-Leaping
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Nine Ladies Dancing
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Eight Maids A-Milking
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Seven Swans A-Swimming
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Six Geese A-Laying
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Five Gold Rings
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Four Calling Birds
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Three French Hens
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. And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
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(I can still post this; it's only the third day )
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Ah, Wof, that was just plumb great! Or plum great! Not sure which yet!!
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Loved it. My sides are still hurting. I used to have a Louisianian colleague who spent a lot of his childhood in the bayou and when he'd had enough whiskey, he'd deliberately lapse in to the patois. I read your post hearing his voice. Hilarious! I've emailed the link to him. I wonder if he'll appreciate it?
The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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