Bovid Horns ...Not to be confused with David Horns!

And how 'bout horned-out, Double Dubyas?

But I bought an hermaphrodite goat to eat a big patch of mixed poison ivy, bittersweet, and barbed wire

And you say you never did magic mushrooms, Dr. Bill? Pheewww!! Sounds like a great Frank Zappa tune!..."cruisin' to my poison ivy patch with my hermaphroditic goat, gonna eat us some barbed wire, yum!yum!, so bittersweeeeet!..."