By the request of a certain enthusiatic entity hi Keiva I preface this with a blush-of-embarrassment-emoticon, and offer an answer to the Purple Cow credited to that late, great poet, --Anon.

AFTER READING MR. BURGESS

I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But from the milk we're getting now,
There certainly must be one.

And couple more Dot Parker selections:

RESUMÉ

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

EXPERIENCE

Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you;
And that cleans up the matter.

Dorothy Parker
©1932, 1933 by The New Yorker

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