Nice one, Keiva! and so true!

Must take issue with the author,though -
... drew the flock behind him, too,
As good bell-wethers always do.

- a wether is a sheep, not a ram!
(Pedantry Rules OK )

I have a number of "Comic and Curious" verses that appeal to me and which I would like to share, but I have not committed any of them perfectly to memory, so it will have to wait until I am back home among my reference books.