There's more ordnance being expended over Wellingborough tonight than has been used to date against the whole of Afghanistan. In my humble opinion. There is the distant rumble of heavy weapons to the north. The night sky is being lit up with flares every few seconds. Mortars are firing star shell. The rattle of what sounds like machinegun fire from the Hemmingwell Estate. Well, because it's the Hemmingwell, it could well be real machinegun fire, of course.

And it's not even November 5 yet. Guido Fawkes' ghost must be turning in his several graves.

I confidently expect to find the entire neighbourhood levelled in the morning ...


The idiot also known as Capfka ...