Thet Mae West gag I like best is the one about her interviewing a series of male actors to choose one for an upcoming movie. She kissed the first one and he fainted. Same with the second and third. Mae West said sarcastically, they're sissies. I can't use any one of them.The fourth one made audible sounds of impending collapse, but rallied and managed to come back strongly. Mae West said "OK, I'll take him."
After she left, the fourth actor's agent said to him:"Gee, did she take much out of you?" His client relied in a very mushy voice :" Jushht my bwidgework."