Thanks, tsuwm, it's nice to see that there are people who retain some sense. I liked this from the embedded essay: This, however, is playing a nut's game - once you're crazy and know nothing about numbers, the chances of finding something psychotic and hateful in a scrabble factory explosion are hovering just around 100%".
But...why in the world would anyone name their kid Penn?? Therefore, "A plane carrying christians must be stopped if it's snowing."