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Well, which is it, Consuelo? First you said horny; then you said particular. Perhaps you mean "particularly horny"? ![](/board/images/icons/smile.gif)
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Are you doing research on the subject Keiva?
I thought you were involved with real estate. Or is this a sideline?
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Research, dear Helen? A gentleman never tells. ![](/board/images/icons/smile.gif) (and not ![](/board/images/icons/wink.gif) ) (Do forgive me if real estate has kept me preoccupied of late. I've had a lot on my mind.) Your question recalls the story where a gentleman at a cocktail party, after speaking with a young lady on an extremely friendly basis, noted his wife's acid stare. "Don't worry, dear," he assured her, "she's merely a professional acquaintance." "Really?" replied his wife, "Your profession, or hers?"
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Nosy little bustard isn't he? ![](/board/images/icons/laugh.gif)
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It's a three-holerFor family use?I seem to remember the Romans enjoyed(?) communal facilities seating up to 20 at a time.http://www.zoomnet.net/~petecol/service.html#bare
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In Oz we call Black Widow spiders Redbacks (or, by some oldsters, Jockey Spiders)- they're the same apecies as the North American one. They seem to share a similar preference for where they live in both continents. Thanks for that export America!
MAny years ago there was a song called "Redback On The Toilet Seat" that went really well on the charts. Don't remember all the words, but it started something like:
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night, I didn't see it in the dark, But Christ I felt its bite!
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Saved by good old Google again...
THE REDBACK ON THE TOILET SEAT by Slim Newton
There was a redback on the toilet seat When I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, But boy I felt his bite. I jumped high up into the air And when I hit the ground, That crafty redback spider Wasn't nowhere to be found.
I rushed into the missus, Told her just where I'd been bit. She grabbed a cut-throat razor-blade And I nearly took a fit.
I said, "Just forget what's on your mind And call a doctor please, 'Cause I got a feeling that your cure Is worse than the disease."
There was a redback on the toilet seat When I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, But boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital A sad and sorry sight, And I curse the redback spider On the toilet seat last night.
I can't lie down, I can't sit up And I don't know what to do, And all the nurses think it's funny But that's not my point of view.
I tell you its embarassing, And that's to say the least, That I'm too sick to eat a bit While that spider had a feast.
And when I get back home again I tell you what I'll do, I'll make that redback suffer For the pain I'm going through.
I've had so many needles That I'm looking like a sieve, And I promise you that spider Hasn't very long to live.
There was a redback on the toilet seat When I was there last night. I didn't see him in the dark, But boy I felt his bite.
But now I'm here in hospital A sad and sorry sight, And I curse the redback spider On the toilet seat last night.
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I've only heard outhouse used as a euphemistic rendering - the correct phrase is, indeed, sh*thouse.
However, I've never heard it used of a well-endowed woman - it's always used to refer to someone with excessive muscle development - another phrase is: "you know, big guy, muscles on his spit."
Do, or do not. There is no "try".
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the correct phrase is, indeed, sh*thouse. (my emphasis) Welcome, Yoda. If I have learnt anything on this board, it is this: there is no such thing as no such thing. ![](/board/images/icons/wink.gif) There *is definitely a legitimate word 'outhouse' - it describes typically the outbuildings surrounding a courtyard in a mansion, and by extension almost any buildings subsidiary in function to a main dwelling. True, I used it here as a jokey leg-pull replacement for 'sh ithouse' - because there was an ongoing line of discussion about the proprieties of such blunt use of language. see the trouble you get me into, J?!
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