>I have just the brand name for that toilet paper:

Some years ago a friend of mine took a summer job as a clerk in a trading post on the Navajo Reservation. Soon after he began to work there an Indian man came in looking for toilet paper. Joe told him he had two types, Charmin and generic. The Indian asked what generic was.

"Well," replied Joe, "it's pretty much the same as the other stuff but it hasn't got fancy wrapping and you don't have to pay for any advertising, so it's a good deal cheaper than the Charmin." The Indian bought two rolls, but was back the next day.

"Something wrong?" asked Joe.

"You should call that stuff John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough and it's tough, and it don't take shit off of no Indians."


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