Rhuby: Huhh! another female who's fallen to the spurious charms of Jason Dubois!
... mind you - I wouldn't mind seeing their fireworks display in the evening! (so long as I don't have to watch the baseball first!

OK, fess up, Mister Brit. How on earth do you know a) who the Lugnuts are and 2) who JD is? I was unaware of the existence of either until Faldage clued me in. And no, you don't have to sit through the game (though witty conversation makes a nice counterpoint to baseball, be it major or minor league) -- just come for the pyrotechnics, which I assume take place only if the 'Nuts win. But I guess you know more about that than I do!