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Isn't she (Audrey Hepburn) dead at the moment?
At the moment?? Momentarily?
But since Bill never posted his joke in the previous context of a thread that had drifted onto "French" and "condoms", I do so here.
An American in Paris attempting to buy a black hat made the mistake of asking for "capottes noirs". The clerk asked him why he wanted black ones, he replied that his wife was dead.
"Ah", exclaimed the clerk, "Quelle delicatesse!"
Rod
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