I think it's "time" to revive this thread. [edit: since the first one was getting too long, which was the point of starting a second one]

This week:

Time cover: "Alcohol and the Brain"
Newsweek cover: "God and the Brain"

If you meld the two editorial boards, do you get Pravda?*

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*Faldage, you (or any other Russian-knowers I'm unaware of [sic]) win a prize if:
a. You can spell it in Cyrillic;
2. AWAD software recognizes said Cyrillic;
thorn. Mister Mac doesn't crash upon trying to interpret.