As of now, applications to be the Board's gutter police are open.

I wish to apply for the job, sir. My major qualification is that I think that the term, "Microsoft" refers to Bill G's sex life, that "hard drive" has to do with male endurance, and "RAM" has to do with his exercising said endurance.

Back to the actual subject at hand (Disregard above paragraph here) I once read a label on a garment that said something like, "This garment is dyed with a dye that may cause bleeding."