Straight English-- no translation-- nothing beats IBM--
"This Page has intentional been left blank" in the middle of an other wise blank page..

and I'll see if i can find an old directive from an IBM service manual about the care of computer mouse-- specifically on "The care and cleaning of Mouse balls." (or maybe Mr. BigBlue(RW) has a copy)

It makes you think computer geeks don't speak English as first language!