Hey, for the $200 million US the Russians have taken out in insurance, I would be very happy for them to park Mir on my garage!

You don't happen to have a 12-metre square air cushion with Taco Bell advertising all over it on the garage roof at the moment, do you? Ah, well, you'll find out in 4 hours and 19 minutes. How's your Russian? I expect their first words to you will be "We come in pieces", so start at that part of the phrase book.


The idiot also known as Capfka ...