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OP When I received this in my e-mail this morning, I thought that the pun was almost bad enough to serve as an homage to TEd, while the medical setting made it appropriate for Dr. wwh
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor. "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot."
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here". Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 note appears. "This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur havens sake teyhk it out man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and
another etc...... Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
LMAO! (And getting spare change, to boot[ie])
One thing I'll guarantee: the doctor did not lick his fingers to facilitate counting the bills, as I have seen so many restaurant cashiers do. When I was working in the mental hospitals, some of the female patients used to return from passes with secreted currency, but I was never asked to
either remove or count it, thank goodness. I'm sure the totals were far less than two grand.
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