Exactly. I've never been close to any relatives. My father
had 16 siblings and I've got dozens of cousins, Last count
was 59 and that was when I was in 8th grade. That was decades
ago, so who knows how many now. I don't know any of them.
I read the obituaries now just to see when they die. Morbid,
I know.
No TV??
You must live out on some obscure island. You are probably
better off without it. I almost envy you.

----please, draw me a sheep----