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There was a young racketeer pol who got rave reviews from his moll: "His bod is so hot, and he gives me good pot, and he talks like a young Gore Vidal."
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And then when the new day came dawning, Trevor opened his bedroom's awning; Wiping sleep from his eye, He nodded his head and said "Aye", Yet jumped back into bed with great longing.
LATCH/LATHE
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Love both of them
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Thank you. I've never been very good, but that was sort of fun, so hoping to do more.
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Dave Router was very good on the lathe and as he wanted privacy in the bathroom when he needed to bathe to the workshop he dispatched to grind himself a latch so he could attend to his hygiene unscathed.
KNOWLEDGE/LAY
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Peter knew that in college his future lay, But for that he had no way to pay So he applied for a loan by computer and by phone Of person-to-person skills,all said, "No way".
AMASS/AMOUNT
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A fortune Luke strove to amass, but his prices! He charged lots of brass; yet he gave a discount of twice that amount, and the enterprise ran out of gas.
REHABILITATE-REINSURE
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My fortune amassing days are over....just amassing creaky bones these days. Good limerick, tho'.
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REINSURE - describing an accomplisned horseman ?
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Gas prices rising the way they are, I may have to invest in some reins and the critter to go with them.
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