I wrote a stupid poem once called "The Cruciverbalist's Curse."
I thought I had lost it when geocities dropped their free sites, but I just found it in some cranny of the ether.

http://womencht.reocities.com/Athens/8994/cross1.html

When I used the word "erudition," I had thought it was my own contrivance, but it seems already to have been coined.