My computer always does exactly what I tell it to do. If only it could think for itself I wouldn't blame it so often. 'Puters' exist to soak up our time, under the guise of being 'useful tools' Their ultimate goal is to propogate frustration and dissent among us mere mortals so that we create more of them. Bigger, faster, flasher, we are there playthings.....Anyway, back to work.