English is a sorry source of evocative curses

The syntax, texture, and sheer mouth-stretching flow of Elizabethan English can be a rich source of inspiration. Try a few random combinations, and it will guarantee to get your creative vitriol flowing when next needed, thou beslubbering flap-mouthed bladder, son of a puking idle-headed maggot pie..!

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