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I thought of the AWAD crowd when I read the following, so I thought I would post it for everyone to enjoy (or is it YART he wonders?). I found it at http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~beatrice/humor/sarchasm.html

Linguistic humor, Sarchasm and related terms
Source: Via Micah Liben.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational has again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary and alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, to supply a new definition. Here are the winners:

burglesque -- a poorly planned break-in

Dopeler effect -- the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

foreploy -- any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex

giraffiti -- vandalism spray-painted very, very high

glibido -- all talk and no action

hipatitis -- terminal coolness

ignoranus -- a person who's both stupid and an asshole

inoculatte -- to take coffee intravenously when you are running late

intaxication -- euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

Karmageddon -- It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

osteopornosis -- a degenerate disease

reintarnation -- coming back to life as a hillbilly

sarchasm -- the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it

tatyr -- a lecherous Mr. Potato Head



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Thanks! I feel a mass-forwarding urge welling up within me. Cheers


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a mass-forwarding urge

Yep, second that Alex!


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Excellent, Alex. [waiting patiently for the board literati to post their own creations emoticon]


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Liszten--hushing sound made by one member of the piano recital audience to another

banaerobic--forbid exercize in an airless setting

mongoon--weird male in Jamaica

wantress--server in obvious need

caperwork--that done by the office smart-aleck

scandle--a shameful light source

shtare--a drunken leer

b'arroyo--a gully where poor people live

notel--where they don't ask your real name

matertal--my amphibian

crookie--dishonest police academy graduate

Trypton--what Superman's clumsy alter ego did to his cape

snatchel--a stolen briefcase

spawnshop--fish farm

buggle--trumpeting annoyance

aschew--chewing with the other end

sinfect--spread the evil

froglodyte--early amphibian

hagazine--periodical for witches

tepidemic--lukewarm disease

hacademic--college prof. with a cold

heminar--half a training session

repmutation--peoples' ideas about you change

sheepy--simultaneously embarrassed and drowsy

bendroom--low-ceilinged sleeping room

antimote--dust remedy

vertecrate--ribbed box

himitation--male impersonator






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Good additions, Jackie: I particularly liked Crookie, Notel, Bendroom and Himitation!



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