...showing how the Titans of American Industry, if not homeless, are surely insane. No doubt somebody high in the Marketing Department of 3M misunderstood the requirement, directing his chemists to develop the agent for Tatterdemalion a detergent for laundering money

If you think that's far fetched, consider that the plastic compounded to make the swimming-pool solar cover is dissolved by trace amounts of chlorine

Really, literally, honest to God


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