Just don't do it in the 3rd person.

that is so tacky and affected!

me, i am something like the famous beauty whose face launched a thousand ship.. just don't wait for my ship to come in.. (they all sunk!)

we are all slightly crazy here. (why should this place be any different than the rest of the world?)
Information and announcements has some threads with great links.. be sure to check it out.

my other obsession