Words for visting the fridge over and over from the link:

cold comfort, refrigerator magnetism, smorgasboredom, freonnui, stirvation, procrastifrigeration, bored chilly, expiration dating, Frigistaire, sub-zero interest, fridgety

... clearly these same people also have a strong need to label their repetitive behaviour. Is there a word for the incessant creation of countless neologisms to describe something? Can I have 400 suggestions, please!:-) I do like 'expiration dating' though.