I thought an occasional post from the world of corporate psychobabble might be droll (or at least salutary!)

Here to get the idea started is some prime crap from Sith Efrica:

A broadcasting culture for ‘total citizen empowerment’ is the new objective of the South African Broadcasting Corporation, as it shifts from "an inward-orientated, self-assessing entity to become a people-centered broadcaster able to fully meet the challenges it faces in the context of a rapidly-changing environment".

Maybe we should run it through babelfish a few rinse cycles to see if it makes more or less sense?