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#157653 03/26/06 12:32 PM
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Earache My Eye

My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha
And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha

-- Cheech & Chong


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#157654 03/26/06 04:13 PM
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She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet
'let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laserbeam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Ooh, recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try ?

To avoid complications She never kept the same address
In conversation She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minah
(Killer, killer, she's a killer Queen)
Then again incidentally If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris (naturally)
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She's all out to get you

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Ooh, recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try ?
You wanna try...

Killer Queen - Queen

#157655 03/26/06 05:16 PM
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Baby, take off your coat...(real slow)
Baby, take off your shoes...(here, I'll take your shoes)
Baby, take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on

You Can Leave Your Hat On~Randy Newman

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[Randy indeed!]

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When I come home one night
I was tired as a man can be
I saw a hat on the dresser
Where my hat suppose to be

I said "Wake up, Baby
Explain all this stuff to me,
Whose hat is that on the dresser
Where my hat, suppose to be?"

She said "you must be silly, you talk like funny,
Why don't you open up your eyes and see.
You know that hat, ain't nothing but a wash pan
That my mother-in-law sunt to me."

Well I've been all over the World
And the Gulf of Mexico
But I ain't never saw no wash pan
With no hatband around it befo'.

The next night when I come home
I was tired as a man can be
I saw a mule in my stable
Where my mule suppose to be
I said "Wake up, little girl
Explain all this stuff to me
Whose mule is that in my stable
Where my mule, suppose to be?"

She said " You must silly - Daddy you ain't talking right,
Why don't you open up your eyes and see?
You know that mule, ain't nothing but a milk cow
That my grandmother, sunt to me".

I've been all, over the World
And the Gulf of Mexico
But I ain't never saw no milk cow
With no saddle on its back befo'

Wake Up, Baby
____________ Sonny Boy Williamson II

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#157658 03/27/06 05:50 AM
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Strange bird flying low
'Cross the Gulf of Mexico
Strange bird not like all the rest
Watch out girl he's a strange bird
Shoot you down, he's a strange bird
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a strange bird

~Jimmy Buffett, Strange Bird

#157659 03/27/06 07:01 AM
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I wonder if we could play this game like Antakshari, the hindi equivalent, when each succeeding song segment has to start with the last leter of the preceding song segment.

#157660 03/27/06 11:36 AM
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Strange brew -- kill what’s inside of you.

She’s a witch of trouble in electric blue,
In her own mad mind she’s in love with you.
With you.
Now what you gonna do?
Strange brew -- kill what’s inside of you.

Strange Brew~Cream

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Unter a kleyn baymmele
Setzen Jinglach zwey
Sie redden fun a maedele
Kayn sach kimmer seh
Sie redden fun a maedele
Kayn sach kimmer seh

#157662 03/27/06 02:10 PM
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so, someone that isn't even playing gets to come in and change the roolz?



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