You get to be an apprentice geezer at age 50 if you join AARP right away. If you don't join AARP you automatically became an apprentice geezer at 55. Journeyman geezerhood strikes at 60 and full geezerhood, AKA Master Geezer, at 65.
Harumph! Master Geezer indeed.
Harumph.
I don't mind the tags given by Anu (bless his name) as we amass posts but I refuse to be classified by a mere youth based solely on my age!
Lemme tell you, stripling, the closer you get to 80 the younger it looks.
A little more respect for these (hard earned) gray hairs, if you please.
wow, aka/ a old woman