A - Could be (though I'm not sure if there's much celticism to this word).
B - Sounds awfully odd, which somewhat makes me believe this could also be it.
C - Nah...
D - I'm confused by the last two sentences, so I'm not going to reply to that.
E - Leaning towards that... but having misgivings.
F - Can't be. Definition's not fancy enough!
G - No way. You'll never make it that easy!
H - because of "ghest" = "guest"? nice try! not buying.
I - I'll put most of my money here I guess.
J - *blinks* ...What? Did Father Steve submit that one? that's... no, no-no-no-no-no... no... no no...
that's just... no no no no...
no no... no