I heard a radio ad right after Hallowe'en inveighing "Get your holiday shopping done NOW!" Anybody got an earlier infraction to report?

...and as Thanksgiving is now [just about] officially over, lights will go up and Yuletide carols will be trolled, ancient or modern.

Tis a pity, but Tom Lehrer was right: "God rest ye merry merchants, May you make the Yuletide pay..."