And why must you continue to prate on this type of crap so unceasingly, and at length?

Because I have you around to honor me for it, snoot.

Why else?

There is nothing like a sanctimonious "haranguer" to pump up the click count on one of my homilies. :)

P.S. Who can doubt that I have single-handedly brought you out of your shell, snoot.

Whether that is a good thing for the Board or not, I will leave to others to judge. But I'm kind of fond of you myself. Keep up the good work.