And as far as Fools go, around here I'm the head Fool. - Faldage

Not true, bluefruitbowl, Faldage accentuates to be the biggest fool here but he is actually only occasionally. Most often Faldage is a rare sage of devious device and a wit beyond belief.
As sure as my name is John Lee Hooker.

Yours truly,
John Lee Hooker