Speaking of which my friend Tim King the Bugman, has an extensive collection of large ceramic tiles of actual spiderwebs hanging on the outside wall of his log cabin.

What colors, what designs. What fine Art. Tim was not home and he does't have a phone, but his wife told me how Tim does it...

First of all it is done very carefully, then...

(1) Spray paint the web lightly in the color of your choosing.
(2) Sneak up to the web and place the 12" X 12" tile against the plane of the web, and carefully attach tape to the main guy lines of the web.
(3) Quickly flick off the spider...she will tear up your web in a few seconds if you don't.
(4) I don't know if there are any other steps...do you?

Wordwind? of troy? Zed? etaoin? Anyone?