what exactly does a person named Darkpond mean when
he says I've come to the right place?

The enigma is likely to remain an enigma, themilum.

Darkpond can't see his own reflection.

Aside to Darkpond: That's not really a reflection on you. I'm just trying to be funny. If you don't enjoy my sense of humor, don't worry about it. No-else does either.