Although sushi, as a rule, doesn't come with a fortune cookie, the place I had take-out from did, indeed, include one with my meal. After eating, the ritual insued (everyone knows the fortune is negated if you don't eat the whole cookie), and lo and behold my fortune was BLANK.

I immediately stood up and shouted (to the half dozen or so people) in the room "I'M A FREE MAN... WOO-HOO". I'm usually an optimist, so how else would you expect me to interpret it?

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