Something every good reporter learns early - "There's never a need to excoriate a subect... ust quote them accuately, and often"
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http://www.levity.com/corduroy/parker.htm or search for "Dorothy Parker" for many links.
One of Parker's poems :
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.