I'm only elated she has so far expressed no interest in psychology.

I take absolute umbridge at this. I am currently studying forensic psychology and have made personal assertions not to become another 'raving psychologist.

Previous to this i worked as an embalmer for 6 years, so i know exactly what it's like to do a job that everyone hates in position where people respond to you like you have two heads and yet never once have i considered becoming lawyer, even after studying commercial law for two years.